10 Quotes From Influential Idiots That Will Make Your Phucking Head Spin

I used to think conspiracy theorists were paranoid freaks, but the more and more I think about it, the more and more I find legitimacy in some of their claims. Mostly the claim that Hollywood nonsense is used as a diversion tactic to keep us occupied. But in my case, I’m spending more time trying to figure out how these people don’t accidentally kill themselves before lunch every day.

I saw a comment in a thread one time that might be the most profound piece of advice in the history of advice: STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS

Here is supporting evidence as to why we should very much adhere to the suggestion above.

Snooki

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ā€œI don’t eat friggin’ lobster or anything like that. Because they’re alive when you kill it.ā€

Gwyneth Paltrow

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“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can.”

Jaden Smith

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“If everyone in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

Paris Hilton

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“I didn’t go to England. I went to London.”

Jason Kidd

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“We’re trying to turn this turn this team around 360 degrees.”

Lindsay Lohan

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“Why is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (iā€™m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace.ā€

Kim Kardashian

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“I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”

Kanye West

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“I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I’ve ever felt to home.”

Matthew McConaughey

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“I love having my hands in the dirt. It is never a science and always an art. There are no rules. And if it comes down to me versus that weed I’m trying to pull out of the ground that doesn’t want to come out? I know I’ll win.”

Brooke Shields

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“Smoking kills. And if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”