It happens every year. You show up to the Halloween party and end up seeing 3-5 people wearing the same costume as you and you feel like a complete moron. Hindsight being 20/20, you would of seen this coming. They all equally feel like idiots and it’s no surprise. Don’t be that person this year.
We might not be bringing a ton of costume ideas, but we certainly are saving you in advance from the overplayed ones.
1. Breaking Bad
As much as you enjoy the thought of quitting your boring job and becoming a meth-making, murdering psycho, trust us. If you want to slap on a Haz-Mat suit and painters ventilator, knock yourself out. But remember, you’re not going to be alone.
2. What Does the Fox Say
To be completely honest, I haven’t even seen the video. I just don’t think I’m a fan of Norwegian humor. But I can tell you there’s still enough people who find this video funny enough to try to force you to watch it, so sure to be at least two of these at the party.
Don’t get me wrong. I love The Walking Dead just as much as the next guy. But the problem with this costume is going to be the half-assed attempted at trying to be a zombie. If you’re going to do this one, make sure you do it right. Zombie are like snowflakes, you won’t look like anyone else exactly and maybe you can link up and get some thriller dance moves going.
4. Miley Cyrus
Rest assured you’re going to see Ms. Miley done over and over again this year. And where you see Miley, Robin Thicke won’t be far behind. Either way, the ironic part will likely be the girls who try to pull Miley Cyrus off for Halloween this year will be the same girls who called her a skank and tasteless.
5. Grumpy Cat
I don’t hate this idea, but I’m sure there will be plenty of people rocking it. A dark and light face paint, cat costume, and you’re good to go. The only problem will be holding that frown the entire evening.
6. Rick from The Walking Dead
I am a little reluctant to put this one, but I can see this happening a lot in certain areas this Halloween. Once again, The Walking Dead is awesome. But besides a zombie, he’s the most recognizable character on an extremely popular show that will debut just a weeks before Halloween. People will be inspired.
I don’t even want to entertain the idea of putting a picture of someone dressed in a hashtag here for people to see. It’s not going to stop there though. There’s plenty of creative jerkoffs that will somehow weave this concept into their getup.
8. Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is a strange bird. Whether she’s wearing nothing or geometric ensembles, trying to look like her on Halloween could result in a missed-mark attempt that will just be ridiculed by the gay guys at the party.
9. Any Orange is the New Black Character
I have watched a few episodes of this show and am really getting into it. But for Halloween, this might be an area you want to leave alone. I think what will happen is there will be two girls at each party dressed like this. And they’ll each assume it’s clever and NO ONE else will be wearing it. Sorry babe.
10. Duck Dynasty
Last, but most certainly not least, the Duck Dynasty guys. These unkempt band of dick weeds have managed to package and sell their brand of moron. You can buy the beards and there’s enough people who worship these people to fill up any Halloween party this year south of the Mason-Dixon line.