The Original Frogger on Your Web Browser

The Original Frogger on Your Web Browser

If you haven’t heard of the game Frogger before, then you probably haven’t played very many retro games in your day. Frogger is an arcade game that was originally released in back in 1981 to much fanfare. Gamers enjoyed the game for its simplistic yet challenging gameplay. Frogger’s popularity meant that it was only natural for the game to be ported to many home consoles, including the Atari 2600, Commodore 64 and even more recent adaptations such as the Xbox Arcade for the Microsoft Xbox 360. All told, Frogger has sold over 20 million copies worldwide across various arcade cabinets and home video game consoles, so I think it’s safe to say that the game is a cultural phenomenon that won’t be going away any time soon. If you’ve always loved this classic arcade game or if you don’t own a copy of the game and want to try the game for the first time, now you can at . Frogger.net is an unofficial clone of the original 1981 arcade classic game you no and lover, absolutely free. All you need is a computer and an internet connection and you can be playing Frogger in minutes. If you have the skills and think that you’re up to the challenge, retro gaming glory can be yours at...

10 Halloween Costumes You’re Going to See Too Much of This Year

It happens every year. You show up to the Halloween party and end up seeing 3-5 people wearing the same costume as you and you feel like a complete moron. Hindsight being 20/20, you would of seen this coming. They all equally feel like idiots and it’s no surprise. Don’t be that person this year. We might not be bringing a ton of costume ideas, but we certainly are saving you in advance from the overplayed ones. 1. Breaking Bad As much as you enjoy the thought of quitting your boring job and becoming a meth-making, murdering psycho, trust us. If you want to slap on a Haz-Mat suit and painters ventilator, knock yourself out. But remember, you’re not going to be alone. 2. What Does the Fox Say To be completely honest, I haven’t even seen the video. I just don’t think I’m a fan of Norwegian humor. But I can tell you there’s still enough people who find this video funny enough to try to force you to watch it, so sure to be at least two of these at the party. 3. Zombie Don’t get me wrong. I love The Walking Dead just as much as the next guy. But the problem with this costume is going to be the half-assed attempted at trying to  be a zombie. If you’re going to do this one, make sure you do it right. Zombie are like snowflakes, you won’t look like anyone else exactly and maybe you can link up and get some thriller dance moves going. 4. Miley Cyrus Rest assured you’re going to see Ms. Miley...

10 Quotes From Influential Idiots That Will Make Your Phucking Head Spin

I used to think conspiracy theorists were paranoid freaks, but the more and more I think about it, the more and more I find legitimacy in some of their claims. Mostly the claim that Hollywood nonsense is used as a diversion tactic to keep us occupied. But in my case, I’m spending more time trying to figure out how these people don’t accidentally kill themselves before lunch every day. I saw a comment in a thread one time that might be the most profound piece of advice in the history of advice: STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS Here is supporting evidence as to why we should very much adhere to the suggestion above. Snooki “I don’t eat friggin’ lobster or anything like that. Because they’re alive when you kill it.” Gwyneth Paltrow “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can.” Jaden Smith “If everyone in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.” Paris Hilton “I didn’t go to England. I went to London.” Jason Kidd “We’re trying to turn this turn this team around 360 degrees.” Lindsay Lohan “Why is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i’m calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace.” Kim Kardashian “I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.” Kanye West “I won’t go into a big...

10 Reasons Why Russell Wilson is the Whitest Black Guy We Know

Racial stereotypes can often times be a slippery slope. The rest of the time they’re so goddamn funny, sensitivity takes a back seat. In years past, Tiger Woods was considered by many to “not be black enough” (whatever that means) and not represent his African American heritage to the fullest. So, in time, he broke the mold and showed everyone he’s human just like everyone else. Russell Wilson has certainly grabbed the title from Tiger and honors his complete abandonment of all African American stereotypes like a boss. Here are ten reasons why “Tiger Woods Syndrome” should now be known as “Russell Wilson Syndrome”. 10 Reasons Why Russell Wilson is the Whitest Black Guy We Know 1.) He enjoys parsnips as a side dish. 2.) He loves pleated Dockers 3.) He surprised his wife with front row Darius Rucker concert tickets 4.) He purchased every available policy his insurance agent could offer him. 5.) Russell Wilson’s favorite guilty pleasure is Funnel Cakes 6.) He drinks Fresca 7.) He gets his hair cut at MasterCuts and is one punch card punch away from a free haircut 8.) He takes his family for Fro-Yo at least once a week 9.) He loves Estate Sales 10.) Russell Wilson’s favorite show is Duck...
Lebron James Finally Accepts the Inevitable

Lebron James Finally Accepts the Inevitable

Lebron James debuted a new look in the Philippines at the a Nike Basketball Tour this week by accepting the inevitable. He finally embraced his perpetually receding hairline. Lebron James’ hairline has been on the steady decline since around his rookie year in 2003. By taking the plunge and looking absolutely ridiculous, Lebron James certainly opens the door for people to say he did it to bridge the missing gap between Lebron and Michael Jordan comparisons.  But in reality his headband couldn’t go back any further. Leaving him no choice but pull out the Bic razor and do himself a favor. His PR team thought long and hard before approaching him. One member of his PR and Marketing team was stated as saying, “We didn’t want to hurt his feelings. We used to get a kick out of seeing the progression of his hairline, but at one point it just wasn’t funny anymore. There was really no option, other than making a suggestion and hope he didn’t get upset by it.” Lebron was overheard by one of his staff ranting loudly at his children right before he made the impulsive decision saying, “You think that shit is funny? You gonna look just like me when you get older.” Also, recently Lebron and the Miami Heat have received criticism for his police escort to the Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake concert from the Miami Police Department which he was late for, Miami PD has released a statement in connection with the issue: It’s our understanding that some members of the Miami Police Department were involved in an incident that violated our...

Why Kristen Wyatt Has It All Wrong

Denver Post AP Writer, Kristan Wyatt recently wrote in an article explaining just how deep the expenses of running legal marijuana distribution operations in Colorado will find it’s way into your pockets. The subject will be discussed and likely determined at an approaching three days of hearings held by the regulatory board dealing with the legislation passed legalizing recreational marijuana in Colorado. It’s been stated that costs involving the new start-ups will begin at the application process with a $5,000 fee. In addition to the staggering costs of even putting your hat into the ring, there will be an operating fee in the neighborhood of $3,750 to $14,000. With background and residency checks to be required as well. Colorado prides themselves on their potential to regulate the recreational marijuana based on the success they’ve had with medical marijuana industry. While the business model will vary with more competitors and entrepreneurial spirit, fundamentally there will be striking similarities. A few things to consider when taking into account the fees that will accompany recreational marijuana: (1) The price of licensing or operations in any industry can be staggering. Any time you have state or government regulation involved, there will be substantial fees associated with doing business. (2) The cost of a doing business in the recreational marijuana industry is no different than obtaining a liquor license. Securing a liquor license in some states in certain counties can run in the $100,000+ range. Also, regulatory agencies for alcohol only issue a limited number of liquor licenses and businesses are EXTREMELY reluctant to let them go once obtained. (3) Will banks still refuse...
7 Must-Haves to Prepare for Your Next Trip

7 Must-Haves to Prepare for Your Next Trip

Anyone who has tried mind-expanding drugs before certainly knows that creature comforts are a must while walking a fine line between madness and sanity. Just like a camping trip, a hallucinogen trip is no different. There’s several things you need before hand to make sure the journey goes as smooth as possible. Unlike a typical camping trip, you’ll probably only be gone for 6-8 hours and there’s no compass if you get lost. That’s why HiLounge has put together a list of necessary items that absolutely have to be checked off before your next hallucinogenic journey. 1. Music I put this first, because this might be the most important item on the list. There’s nothing like tripping your balls off and listening to whatever music puts you where you need to be. I’ve found that Radiohead is pretty universal in most instances to help maximize your experience. Honestly, anything with a great sound that is to your liking will do the trick. It doesn’t really matter what it is, but make sure you have it cued up and ready to roll. I can say from experience, sifting through electronics to find tunes is no piece of cake when the screen is dancing. 2. Plenty of Lighters Not exactly sure how lighters manage to grow legs and walk off so often, but they most certainly do. And at the worst times too. If you’re taking LSD, you’re probably going to be smoking something along the way. Therefore, you’re going to need a flame to get those smokeables moving in the right direction. Even if you’re rocking an electric vape, lighters...
Purchase of New Safe Comes With a Bonus

Purchase of New Safe Comes With a Bonus

As a society, many of us have become accustomed to the made-easy nature of making online purchases. Usually you can get incredible deals when purchasing through an online retailer. But for larger items, after you tack on those hefty shipping costs the deal doesn’t always seem so sweet. Though, when you get $425,000 worth of high-grade marijuana included with your purchase, those shipping costs are insanely more tolerable. Recently a gentleman from Ohio made a purchase of a 6ft tall, 1000lb safe from an online retailer to store his firearms in preparation for a zombie apocalypse, the U.S. Government attempting to disarm citizens, or whatever the fuck it is he needs a safe full of guns for. Much to his surprise, the $1,700 purchase just-so-happened to have 10 bails of top-shelf marijuana enclosed with it. It seems the manufacturing plant of Champion Safe Co. is located in Nogales, Mexico. After completion, the safes are packed by local inmates and ready to be delivered. Shelby County Sheriff, John L. Lenhart said in a press conference, “My first thought was ‘Holy Shit that’s a lot of reefer.’ But I was more taken back at the sophistication of this operation. I mean, put the drugs inside of something inconspicuous and ship them? Who would of thought? They’re clearly light years ahead of us.” The man who received the package wanted to remain anonymous, but was able to comment on his recent experience. “I bought the safe with hopes of storing illegal magazines and ammo in it. But somebody beat me to the punch with using it for storing illegal shit. I told...

The Unofficial Queen of Chronic: Rihanna

The Unofficial Queen of Chronic Through all of her media up and downs, Rihanna has proven her worth by showing the world how talented she is in everything she gets her sexy Barbadian hands on. If it’s not her countless awards (7 Grammy Awards…eh, hem), her 6 albums with 12 tracks reaching #1 on Billboard 100 charts, or her other well decorated accolades, she’s turning almost everything she touches to gold (or platinum). The talented songstress got her start around 2003 and quickly signed with Def Jam Records under the tutelage of Jay-Z to become one of the biggest pop sensations to date.  Since then she has been all over the place gracing the media one fabulous look at a time. Something about Rhianna that she has not been shy about is her openness about her marijuana use. Rihanna has defied the odds by showing her affection for ganja and being able to still shine so bright, yet not having to be apologetic to anyone for enjoying life’s natural blessings. Some might question, “Is this how a role model behaves???” HiLounge can answer that question with a question by saying, “Who gives a shit?” She continues to show just how talented she is and continues to help with PR efforts showing that marijuana isn’t the dangerous substance our wonderful powers that be have painted it out to be. For this, we salute her as the unofficial Queen of Chronic. Thank you Rihanna for fighting the good fight and standing up for what you believe in. [SlideDeck2 id=1553]  ...

HiLounge Hotties: Megan Fox

HiLounge Hottie: Megan Fox There’s a few ways to really help a hottie set herself apart from the typical gorgeous girl. Subjectively, it’s hard to say what really can make her more than a pretty face and a banging body. Megan Fox has definitely found out exactly how to do this by carving out her niche on setting herself apart and really making her mark.  She’s drop dead sexy, has a playful sense of humor, bisexual, and is an openly admitted pot smoker Not that her pot smoking or sexuality makes all the difference, but the fact that she’s not afraid to own up to something she highly (no pun intended) enjoys, really makes her unique. She’s proven to not be the brightest Crayola in the box at times with some hard to follow comments she’s made in the past, though she’s definitely the sexiest Crayola in that box. No matter, HiLounge honors Megan Fox as one of our HiLounge Hotties and for your viewing pleasure, check out some of  Ms. Fox’s most sultry shots up to date. [SlideDeck2 id=1514]...

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